itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

reallyreallyreallytrying:

just wish people would notice me for something other than my blood soaked overalls and huge knife

nemesismess:

When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)